It’s back, biatches, Friday Cocktail Hour! Today’s little number is brought to you by the fact that I’ll probably need copious numbers of these after my first week of working FULL-TIME in a couple of weeks. Man, I haven’t worked full-time since Janet Jackson popped open a renegade nipple at the Super Bowl (FACT JUNKIES: 2004).
60 ml Dark Pusser’s rum
30 ml Coconut milk or cream
120ml Pineapple Juice
30 ml Orange Juice
Shake or stir ingredients, and pour over ice in a glass. Sprinkle nutmeg on top, and serve.
History: the Painkiller® is the national drink of the British Virgin Islands (does Australia have a national drink??? WE NEED A NATIONAL DRINK JULIA GET ONTO IT.) It was trademarked by Pusser’s Rum in the 1970s.