A real pet peeve of mine is people who park in the middle of two parks, leaving maybe half-a-car space between the car at the back and the one in front of them. This seems to happen a lot outside school and it shits me to tears. I usually throw a greasy or two at the Offender, but there is clearly no acknowledgement that any misdemeanour has occurred.
It’s like they’re hedging their bets, or meandering around in their own little world where car parks aren’t precious and the school bell doesn’t ring at 3.30 on the dot and no-one is desperate to find a park.
On the plus side, I’ve become an epic reverse parker. Epic. People’s sphincters tighten when I’m reverse parking. Check it.